PEOPLE WHO GO STRAIGHT UNDER THE SHOWER TO WAIT FOR THE WATER TO GET WARM
(I got stressed just by writing this..)
PEOPLE WHO USE A DOT AFTER EVERY SENTENCE ON WHATSAPP
(Are you going to publish our conversation as a book or..)
PEOPLE WHO COUGH AND SNEEZE STRAIGHT INTO THEIR PALM
(I mean I don’t know who is going to shake that hand but…..)
PEOPLE WHO DON’T WATER THEIR TOOTHBRUSH BEFORE BRUSHING
(I get it with less effort too that you have dedicated your life to masochism..)
PEOPLE WHO PUT ONE (1) SINGLE ALARM BEFORE SOME IMPORTANT EVENT
(I don’t know how you avoided all those trust issues in life but damn..)
PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS KEEP UP WHICH WEEK IT IS
(I mean.. Even my phone doesn’t know it..)
PEOPLE WHO WIN FROM CLAW MACHINES
(There is a certain percent of my yearly income that I use for this and I haven’t managed to grab that god damn plush toy once okay.)
And the worst of them all..
PEOPLE WHO SLEEP WITHOUT A PILLOW
My palms sweat
my heart bumps
and my mouth dries
while I frantically wonder
is dramatically awry with this..
this ancient and rare kind of..